Paying Off A Mortgage Pillows

"I have faithfully made all my mortgage repayments."

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

"I found a way to pay the mortgage. I sold the naming rights to the house."

Man's Mortgage is Covered By Endowment Policy.

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

I have a dream.

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

Wide screen TV

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

'How about a reverse-reverse mortgage? In a reverse-reverse mortgage, no one pays anyone anything, and no one seems to care.'

Do you know what the interest on you adjustable-rate mortgage is?

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."