Paying Off Student Loan Pillows

TIme To Pay The Pipers

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

Student Debt

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

Gone for Broke College

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Wide screen TV

Life plan

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

Man's Mortgage is Covered By Endowment Policy.

Student Loan Shark

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."

"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."