Paying Off College Debt Pillows

"That one just paid off college! Let's eat his brains!"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

Wide screen TV

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

Borrowed 200K for mime school

Student Loan Shark

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

Man's Mortgage is Covered By Endowment Policy.

"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"I learned a lot in this class. I learned how to day trade stocks to help pay off my student loans."