Completion Gifts

He starts a lot of projects but doesn't finish them.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Early Piety

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

GCSEs

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

National Academy of Sport

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

First Prize!

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

High Five

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'Pop-up Bible.'

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

'It helps with reception.'

A Kangermoo

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

'He's a structural engineer.'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

Church Hymn

Arrow Church

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey