Course Completion Gifts

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

National Academy of Sport

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Odd Mortarboards.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'So, how was flight school?'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

War and Death.

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'It was his last session.'

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

'Try not to be an idiot.'

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

"This is all going into my thesis."

'Allow me to congratulate you on the way you programmed me...'

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

"Three years on a web design course and this is the result."

A credit to his species...

Graduate is handed a bill with her degree certificate.

"Brad is graduating from the school of veterinary medicine."