Training Completion Gifts

'She hasn't finished her client care course yet!'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

National Academy of Sport

"Gross."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Red Arrows Rookies

'So, how was flight school?'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

'Let's see now...'

Builder's School

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

'It was his last session.'

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

"This is all going into my thesis."

'I'm cured!'

"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."

"You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan."

"These feet are fine. You have at least a couple of route marches left in them."

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

'Edgworth has come to terms with himself. He likes himself very much, but he can't stand anyone else.'

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 5

Chemotherapy male warrior

'It was his last session.'

"The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping."

'Ooo, I hope they have strawberry!!' -(Ice cream stand)