Job Training Completion Gifts

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Gross."

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'So, how was flight school?'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

'Let's see now...'

"Take it. It's the dress code."

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"I suggest we send an anonymous letter extolling the benefits of management training courses."

Builder's School

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

"This way, O' Brien."

"Look out, we've an urgent 'problem!' or, urgent 'challenge!'...Which word should Joyce correctly use team?"

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

'You're qualified. I'm just a little put-off by your hattitude.'

'My promotion came with a corner office.'

"...and this is where we train our employees to think out of the box"

"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."