Basic Training Graduation Gifts

"These feet are fine. You have at least a couple of route marches left in them."

A Puppet Named Juan

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Happy.

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

i-teddy

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

School holidays

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

'So, how was flight school?'

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

Children playing in the street

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

"This is what I think of your stupid imaginary friend."

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

The Ideal Teacher.

Bell ringer.

Builder's School

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

'We're going to insist that he at least finish kindergarten before entering the NBA draft.'

'Their'll bee a reel seen when Dad gets a lode of this sea minus.'

Sabrage

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'