Graduation From Training Program Gifts

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

A Puppet Named Juan

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

The best PE teacher in the World.

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

I need to set upmy own company.

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Girls in Science

'So, how was flight school?'

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

The Ideal Teacher.

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

Builder's School

"Fascinating!"

'Once upon a time...'

"If your certificate is removed, are you unable to teach?"

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

The boss is sending me back to school.

Tech High School - Startups

Maria Montessori

'Sorry, kid...that's it.'

"Your take-home test will be monitored by 27 smart drones."

'If the total is wrong, is the whole thing wrong?'

"You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan."

Student walking into 'Facts of Life' lunchtime club.

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

"How come they can have a teacher shortage, but we can't have a student shortage?"

My dogs an obedience school honor student

"Three years on a web design course and this is the result."

"If I make it into medical school it'll be as a cadaver!"