Graduating Basic Training Gifts

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

A Puppet Named Juan

Happy.

I need to set upmy own company.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'So, how was flight school?'

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'

The Ideal Teacher.

Sabrage

Builder's School

'Once upon a time...'

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

"It was a professional hit..."

'Sorry, kid...that's it.'

High Kick

"Your take-home test will be monitored by 27 smart drones."

A nice team.

My teacher did a great job teaching the class math. Do you want me to help you with your taxes?

'If the total is wrong, is the whole thing wrong?'

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

Student walking into 'Facts of Life' lunchtime club.

My dogs an obedience school honor student

'...and there's the DSS!'

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 5