Graduating Basic Training Gifts

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

A Puppet Named Juan

Happy.

I need to set upmy own company.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'So, how was flight school?'

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'

The Ideal Teacher.

Builder's School

Sabrage

'Once upon a time...'

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

"It was a professional hit..."

'Sorry, kid...that's it.'

High Kick

"Your take-home test will be monitored by 27 smart drones."

A nice team.

My teacher did a great job teaching the class math. Do you want me to help you with your taxes?

'If the total is wrong, is the whole thing wrong?'

'...and there's the DSS!'

My dogs an obedience school honor student

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 5

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'