Grade School Graduate Gifts

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Boy and girl at thier studies

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

I need to set upmy own company.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

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'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

The Charge of the Kids

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

School holidays

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"How was prom?"

Highschool sign.

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Children playing in the street

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"