Grade School Graduate Prints

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Boy and girl at thier studies

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

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"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

The Charge of the Kids

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"How was prom?"

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

School holidays

Highschool sign.

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

The 5 paragraph essay is sooo stupid. Why do we have to learn it? So you can get good SAT scores. That will get you into a good college, and then a good job. So you never have to write another 5-paragraph essay again.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Children playing in the street

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

'That's Friday, Ed.'