Middle School Graduation Prints

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Good Luck in your Exams.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

I need to set upmy own company.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

i-teddy

Department of Nanotechnology

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"How was prom?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

School holidays

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

Highschool sign.

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Children playing in the street

The 5 paragraph essay is sooo stupid. Why do we have to learn it? So you can get good SAT scores. That will get you into a good college, and then a good job. So you never have to write another 5-paragraph essay again.

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"