Middle School Graduation Gifts

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Good Luck in your Exams.

I need to set upmy own company.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

i-teddy

Department of Nanotechnology

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

School holidays

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"How was prom?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

Highschool sign.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

Children playing in the street

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

High School