Graduating Middle School Gifts

Highschool sign.

Ted hits puberty...

'Holly, listen to me. This school year is important. . . It's your last year before high school! You have to prepare! High school is a whole new ball game.'

Big Bang Theory.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Boy and girl at thier studies

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Good Luck in your Exams.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Department of Nanotechnology

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'