Graduating To High School Gifts

'If you pass the final exam, you'll be upgraded to high school.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Good Luck in your Exams.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Department of Nanotechnology

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

Don't you hate...

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"How was prom?"

School holidays

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Highschool sign.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

The 5 paragraph essay is sooo stupid. Why do we have to learn it? So you can get good SAT scores. That will get you into a good college, and then a good job. So you never have to write another 5-paragraph essay again.

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

High School

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'