Graduating To High School T-Shirts

'If you pass the final exam, you'll be upgraded to high school.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

I need to set upmy own company.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Department of Nanotechnology

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

School holidays

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

Don't you hate...

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"How was prom?"

Highschool sign.

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

High School

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."