Graduating From Training School Gifts

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

A Puppet Named Juan

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

I need to set upmy own company.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Therapist School

'You're no Pollock.'

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'So, how was flight school?'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

Two New Paintbrushes

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

The Ideal Teacher.

"But the Wi-Fi kept cutting out. The only choice they had left was to unplug the router, wait ten seconds, and THEN PLUG IT BACK IN!"

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Builder's School

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

"Fascinating!"

'Once upon a time...'

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."