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Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

A Puppet Named Juan

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

I need to set upmy own company.

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Therapist School

'So, how was flight school?'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'You're no Pollock.'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

The Ideal Teacher.

"But the Wi-Fi kept cutting out. The only choice they had left was to unplug the router, wait ten seconds, and THEN PLUG IT BACK IN!"

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

Builder's School

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Fascinating!"

'Once upon a time...'

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."