Completing Training Gifts

'So, how was flight school?'

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

National Academy of Sport

"Gross."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Odd Mortarboards.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

'Let's see now...'

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Builder's School

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'It was his last session.'

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

'Try not to be an idiot.'

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

"This is all going into my thesis."

"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 5

'Edgworth has come to terms with himself. He likes himself very much, but he can't stand anyone else.'

"You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan."

Graduate is handed a bill with her degree certificate.