Completing Education Gifts

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good Luck in your Exams.

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

National Academy of Sport

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Odd Mortarboards.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

'So, how was flight school?'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'

"But the Wi-Fi kept cutting out. The only choice they had left was to unplug the router, wait ten seconds, and THEN PLUG IT BACK IN!"

GCSE's

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'Try not to be an idiot.'

My teacher did a great job teaching the class math. Do you want me to help you with your taxes?

"This is all going into my thesis."

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."