Completion Of Studies Gifts

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Fighting the Pandemic

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good Luck in your Exams.

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

National Academy of Sport

Pesky students.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

Odd Mortarboards.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'So, how was flight school?'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

'One advantage of living through the plagues and wars of the 14th century was that you didn't have to study Chaucer.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'It was his last session.'

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

'Try not to be an idiot.'

"This is all going into my thesis."