Graduating From Therapy School Gifts

Therapist School

A Puppet Named Juan

The Art Student.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Strong Female Lead

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

Two New Paintbrushes

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

The Ideal Teacher.

"They think I don't have a clue."

Builder's School

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

'Once upon a time...'

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

Art Student

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

'Sorry, kid...that's it.'