Graduating From Therapy School Mugs

Therapist School

A Puppet Named Juan

The Art Student.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Strong Female Lead

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

The Ideal Teacher.

Builder's School

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"They think I don't have a clue."

'Once upon a time...'

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

Art Student

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

'Sorry, kid...that's it.'

"Your take-home test will be monitored by 27 smart drones."