Therapy Graduation Mugs

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

A Puppet Named Juan

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Big Bang Theory.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Make a lot of money."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Postwar is hell."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

The trauma of losing.

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'