Therapy Graduation Gifts

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

A Puppet Named Juan

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Big Bang Theory.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Licensed Therapist

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Make a lot of money."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Postwar is hell."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

The trauma of losing.

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'