Graduating From Psychology School Gifts

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

Big Bang Theory.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

All Hail the Matriarchy

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"This is what's known as a book."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'