Graduation In Cognitive Science Gifts

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Where was I?

Eureka!

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'Idealist'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

"What are we watching? I don't know. Some show on short attention spans."

"Give us a chip."

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

"I totally meant to do that."

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

Psychology: Registering for this class is a No-Brainer

"Textbook."

Noam Chomsky

"The good news is that the Remedial Learning Program is more popular than ever, which is also the bad news."

Moon Walk

"I've developed a chemical that causes short term memory loss."

Institute (brain).

"A picture is worth 1,000 words."

Dumbing Down for Smarties

'I'm not trying to prove I graduated. This was just my last clean outfit.'

"Life without Subtitles."