Graduation In Computer Science Gifts

"A picture is worth 1,000 words."

"Give us a chip."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

The Computer Bore

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'Hmph. College kids.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Eternal Student.

Reach for the Star.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

The DaVinci Code

The adoration of the gels.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Woman carries the world.