Graduation In Computer Science Gifts

"A picture is worth 1,000 words."

"Give us a chip."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

The Computer Bore

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Eternal Student.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The adoration of the gels.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

The DaVinci Code

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Woman carries the world.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."