Starting A Computer Science Course Gifts

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Computer Room.

The Computer Bore

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Robotic Man

'Here's MY information highway!'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Where was I?

Geek fairies

"You've got computer-breath."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

The Digital Family

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Terry had a computer bug.

Minority Report

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

The Evolution Of Man.

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."