Computer Science Professional Gifts

'Since you got your laptop you lost your lap.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

The Computer Bore

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

The DaVinci Code

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Robotic Man

'Here's MY information highway!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Where was I?

Geek fairies

Minority Report

Terry had a computer bug.

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"You've got computer-breath."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

The Digital Family

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

The Evolution Of Man.

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."