Graduation From Teaching Program Gifts

The best PE teacher in the World.

Maria Montessori

A Puppet Named Juan

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'What's play?'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Staff Yearbook

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"Remember double negatives are a complete no-no."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

First addition, then subtraction, then multiplication, and now this! Where is it all going to end?"

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

The Ideal Teacher.

Builder's School

Gorillas Learn to Read.

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

"If your certificate is removed, are you unable to teach?"

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

"My teaching skills have improved because their dogs are eating less homework."

'Just a darn minute ? yesterday you said that X equals two!'

'Sorry, kid...that's it.'

"You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan."

"How come they can have a teacher shortage, but we can't have a student shortage?"

Pursuing Success

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