Graduation From Teaching Studies Gifts

"Remember double negatives are a complete no-no."

A Puppet Named Juan

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'What's play?'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

The best PE teacher in the World.

Staff Yearbook

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

First addition, then subtraction, then multiplication, and now this! Where is it all going to end?"

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

The Ideal Teacher.

Gorillas Learn to Read.

Builder's School

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

"If your certificate is removed, are you unable to teach?"

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"My teaching skills have improved because their dogs are eating less homework."

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

'Just a darn minute ? yesterday you said that X equals two!'

'Sorry, kid...that's it.'

Maria Montessori

"Instead of giving me an apple to show your appreciation, I'll settle for you not hacking into my computer."

"How come they can have a teacher shortage, but we can't have a student shortage?"

"You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan."

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