Graduating From Teacher College Gifts

'Just a darn minute ? yesterday you said that X equals two!'

A Puppet Named Juan

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'What's play?'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

All Hail the Matriarchy

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Staff Yearbook

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Therapist School

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

With the cost of a college education averaging $40,000 a year, many students are opting for one of the many new budget colleges.

'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'

"Remember double negatives are a complete no-no."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

First addition, then subtraction, then multiplication, and now this! Where is it all going to end?"

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

The Ideal Teacher.

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

Builder's School

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

ECONOMICS 101, 'Everybody out! -- This class has been canceled by order of the Federal Government!'

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'