Teacher Training Completion Gifts

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan."

A Puppet Named Juan

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'What's play?'

The best PE teacher in the World.

Staff Yearbook

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'So, how was flight school?'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

"Remember double negatives are a complete no-no."

First addition, then subtraction, then multiplication, and now this! Where is it all going to end?"

The Ideal Teacher.

Builder's School

Gorillas Learn to Read.

"If your certificate is removed, are you unable to teach?"

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

"My teaching skills have improved because their dogs are eating less homework."

'Just a darn minute ? yesterday you said that X equals two!'

Maria Montessori

'Sorry, kid...that's it.'

Teachers' Training Toughened: 'Sorry I'm late, I had to help one of the student teachers with their homework.'

"How come they can have a teacher shortage, but we can't have a student shortage?"

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

"These feet are fine. You have at least a couple of route marches left in them."

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 5

'She hasn't finished her client care course yet!'