Completing University Pillows

Graduate is handed a bill with her degree certificate.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Big Bang Theory.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Surfing the daily stress

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Good Luck in your Exams.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

National Academy of Sport

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'