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National Academy of Sport

"This is all going into my thesis."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Surfing the daily stress

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

All Hail the Matriarchy

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."