Finishing University T-Shirts

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

Graduate

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Surfing the daily stress

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

I need to set upmy own company.

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

National Academy of Sport

"Be afraid to try new things!"

Meet the author

Warning: Math Ahead!

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Summa cum latte.

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

Odd Mortarboards.

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"I love college."