Finishing School T-Shirts

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Student

Graduate

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good Luck in your Exams.

Super Student

I need to set upmy own company.

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

School holidays

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'

"This is what I think of your stupid imaginary friend."

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"But the Wi-Fi kept cutting out. The only choice they had left was to unplug the router, wait ten seconds, and THEN PLUG IT BACK IN!"

"You have to admire him - at least he gave it a go!"

GCSE's

Bell ringer.

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

'Their'll bee a reel seen when Dad gets a lode of this sea minus.'

'Once upon a time...'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'