Finishing School Mugs

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Student

Graduate

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Super Student

Good Luck in your Exams.

I need to set upmy own company.

School holidays

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'

"But the Wi-Fi kept cutting out. The only choice they had left was to unplug the router, wait ten seconds, and THEN PLUG IT BACK IN!"

Bell ringer.

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

"You have to admire him - at least he gave it a go!"

GCSE's

'Their'll bee a reel seen when Dad gets a lode of this sea minus.'

'Once upon a time...'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

Prom 2020

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

"If there's a book in me, it'll probably have to stay."