Finishing High School Mugs

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Three more years of high school."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Good Luck in your Exams.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Super Student

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Department of Nanotechnology

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"How was prom?"

School holidays

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'