High School Completion Mugs

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

National Academy of Sport

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Department of Nanotechnology

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"How was prom?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

School holidays

Highschool sign.

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

The 5 paragraph essay is sooo stupid. Why do we have to learn it? So you can get good SAT scores. That will get you into a good college, and then a good job. So you never have to write another 5-paragraph essay again.

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

High School

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."