"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."
End Of Schooling Mugs
Discover mugs that make the perfect toast to finishing school—witty, charming, and a great way for graduates to start their new chapter with a smile.
A Puppet Named Juan
Ethics exam cheater.
Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'
'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'
"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."
"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."
"Sign my yearbook?"
'But what is the universe for?'
Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner
Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?
"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?
Exam
'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'
School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.
'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'
"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"
'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'
''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'
'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'
"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."
All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.
"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"
"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."
Toy Shops and Educated Children
" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."
"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"
Super Student
'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'
"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."
"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."
The full moon frenzy strikes again."
"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."
"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."
"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"
End Of Schooling Mugs Collection
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