School Leaving Mugs

'I can't wait to lave school - just think, no more mistakes for sixty years...'

Why not come and work for me? I can't dad, I've got to stay in school until I'm eighteen!

'I hope you realize Simkins that you have now had the best years of your life...'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Culture Saturday

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'