School Farewell Mugs

'Look what your kids have done, Headmaster, and I only bent down to tie my shoelace.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

Do Not Resuscitate

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

School holidays

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"And watch out for the boss,he has a habit of creeping up on you."

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

The Month of August

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

Sunrise and Sunset

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'As part of our severance package, you're allowed to take three smacks at this blow-up doll of the company CEO.'

"This is what I think of your stupid imaginary friend."

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'