School Farewell Gifts

'Look what your kids have done, Headmaster, and I only bent down to tie my shoelace.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

Do Not Resuscitate

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

School holidays

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"And watch out for the boss,he has a habit of creeping up on you."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Sunrise and Sunset

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

The Month of August

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

'That's Friday, Ed.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

"Harper, we'd like you to become the company fall guy. The position comes with a generous severance package."