Civil Engineering Mugs

Expect delays.

Sandtimer stuck in time measures rate at which road repairs are taking place.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"What's a patent?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Thinking Gears

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

' A good idea '

The first car accident.

Claus 2.0

Light Bulb Moment

Math Dreams