Construction Engineer Mugs

"To be honest, the hardest part was the ISO certification."

"It's going well so far."

"I dozed off- is he talking about bus shelters or tax shelters?"

"It's the tomb of pharaoh rocher."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"We've made great progress!"

'Hmph. College kids.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"What's a patent?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Thinking Gears

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I told you it would be useful.'

' A good idea '