Construction Engineer Mugs

"To be honest, the hardest part was the ISO certification."

"It's going well so far."

"I dozed off- is he talking about bus shelters or tax shelters?"

"It's the tomb of pharaoh rocher."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

Hollywood Sign Developers

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Albert Einstein

"What's a patent?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'I told you it would be useful.'