Construction Contractor Mugs

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'I couldn't fix your electric door bell, so I just replaced it.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Pipe Dream.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I found the termites!'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

God's Subcontractors

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Building Sandcastles.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'