Electrical Contractor Mugs

'I told you I had a shocking past.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

A Symphony of Penguins

A young Don King

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Light Bulb Moment

Painting by the numbers for adults

Felix Mendelssohn

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

No Elgar!

Orchestra.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Tool Box

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

God's Subcontractors

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Taking a peek at the audience

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Allegro con molto espresso

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Bravo!"